Sunday, 20 October 2013

Reasons to be cheerful about your VW camper

Reasons to be cheerful about your VW camper

  • IT WILL BE WORTH MORE NEXT YEAR THAN THIS.
  • YOU DON'T NEED TO VISIT A THEME PARK FOR A WHITE-KNUCKLE RIDE - JUST DRIVE YOUR CAMPER IN A GUSTY CROSSWIND.
  • YOU CAN LITERALLY LOOK DOWN ON ALL THOSE DRIVING FORDS, PEUGEOTS, ETC
  • THEY ARE EASY TO FIX AND HARD TO BREAK.
  • MECHANICS IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD CAN MAKE PARTS OR REPAIR IT FOR YOU.
  • LIVING LIFE IN THE SLOW LANE IS STRESS-FREE AND MUCH MORE FUN.
  • YOU HAVE AN UNLIMITED LIFETIME SUPPLY OF FREE COOLANT.
  • OIL SPOTS GIVE YOUR DRIVEWAY CHARACTER.
  • ANY OTHER CAR YOU DRIVE WILL SEEM REALLY FAST.
  • YOU WILL NEVER, EVER SUFFER ROAD RAGE FROM TRYING TO PASS ANYTHING, ANYWHERE.
  • THE ENGINE MAKES BETTER NOISES THAN A RAVE BAND.
  • YOU GET REALLY INTERESTING SOUNDS WHILE DRIVING IN RAIN. EVEN BETTER SOUNDS DRIVING IN HAIL!
  • PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW SMILE AND WAVE AT YOU.
  • THE UPRIGHT SEATING PROMOTES GOOD POSTURE.
Taken from Campervan Crazy book.

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